1. The Hospital Comedy

2. [Sacred Heart Staff ] John “J.D.” Dorian Dr. Perry Cox Nickname: Bambi, Doris, Edna, Gladys, Jolene or whatever name Dr. Cox wants to call me. I think it's because deep down, he respects me. Likes: Whipped cream, white doctor coats, patients Dislikes: Nameless janitors, hospital bureaucracy, death Likes: Nothing (Well, I like calling Dr. Dorian girl names, but that's because he is a girl, after all.) Dislikes: The demon woman pregnant with Lucifer’s spawn (my ex-wife)

3. [Sacred Heart Staff ] Dr. Christopher Turk Nurse Carla Espinosa AKA: Turk Nickname: Brownbear or Torkleson Likes: Carla, fruit cups, the surgical inner circle fraternity, and Carla Dislikes: Assisting short surgeons and the surgical inner circle fraternity Likes: Knowing that’s she’s always got the right answer for every problem Dislikes: Moles

4. [Sacred Heart Staff ] Dr. Elliot Reid The Janitor Likes: Cleaning supplies, light bulbs, paper towels, spray bottle Dislikes: The skinny know-it-all doctor kid Nickname: Barbie Likes: Being sexy and independent for the first time in my life Dislikes: Sexual tension, being thought of as boring, unisex bathrooms

5. [Guest Stars]

6. [Scrubs Payroll]

7. [Scrubs] 4 Emmy Nominations OOutstanding Comedy Series OOutstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series – Zach Braff OOutstanding Casting for a Comedy Series OOutstanding Multi-Camera Picture Editing for a Series