1. In a forgotten land called Blizzard

2. Lived the brown dwarves of doom Lived the brown dwarves of doom

3. They were wicked and their souls were tormented by the voices of the nether realm They were wicked and their souls were tormented by the voices of the nether realm

4. And, one day, they decided to go on a killing spree, randomly smiting everyone on the way And, one day, they decided to go on a killing spree, randomly smiting everyone on the way

5. But much to their dislike, the most important of them decided to stop and go home But much to their dislike, the most important of them decided to stop and go home

6. “My back is aching” “My back is aching”

7. And they went home, their axes and spears covered in blood And they went home, their axes and spears covered in blood

8. And they lived happily ever after. And they lived happily ever after.