1. Why?

2. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

4. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

5. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

6. Why is abbreviated such a long word?

7. Why is a boxing ring square?

8. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

9. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

10. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

11. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?

12. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

13. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

14. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

15. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

16. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

17. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

18. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

19. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

20. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?

21. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

22. What do people in China call their good plates?

23. What do you call a male ladybug?

24. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

25. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

26. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?

27. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

28. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

29. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

30. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

31. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

32. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

33. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

34. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

35. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

36. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

37. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

38. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

39. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

40. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

41. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

42. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

43. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

44. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

45. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

46. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

47. Why is there is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple?

48. Why is it that English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France?

49. If you sink slowly, why do they call it quicksand?

50. Why do they call it a guinea pig when it is neither from Guinea nor a pig? One goose, 2 geese. So then why isn’t it one moose, 2 meese?

51. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Why do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? Why do we ship by truck, and send cargo by ship?

52. Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?

53. Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

54. How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same thing, especially when a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

55. Why is it that when a house burns up, it also burns down.

56. Why is it that we fill in a form by filling it out?

57. Why is it that an alarm clock goes off by going on? Why is it that when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible?

58. Why is it that when you wind up a watch, you start it, but when you wind up a book, you end it?

59. Why is the word "verb" a noun?

60. Why is it that the only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable?

61. Why is there no other word for synonym?

62. Why is there no other word for "thesaurus"?

63. Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?

64. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

65. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

66. Why do we say something's out of order when its broken but we never say in of order when it works?

67. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

68. Why is "crazy man" an insult, while to insert a comma and say "Crazy, man!" is a compliment?

69. Why is abbreviation such a long word?

70. Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

71. Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

72. Why is it that no word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple?

73. Why is it that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?

74. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

75. Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

76. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

77. Why is it that you can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?

78. Why is it that there are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink?

79. Why is it that people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke?

80. Why is it that banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

81. Why is it that we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage?

82. "politics” "Poli" means "many" "tics" are "blood-sucking creatures"...