3. Adam’s trip to the grocery store.

4. It was pretty boring because no one was singing--except Jewel on the radio and her version of the kiss my ass song isn’t anything special.

5. But some vegetables had a message for a friend of mine.

7. Suddenly they suspected that something was amiss.

9. It was too late!

11. I couldn’t grieve forever, so I decided to get myself a nutritious dinner.

13. Before I could check out, I got an emergency call from Santa. He needed me to help him fill his sleigh with Maryanna’s stocking stuffers.

15. The End.

16. Directed by Quentin Tarantino Photography by Adam Royalty Stunt coordinator: My new friend who I think is named Dave

17. Dave