1. Jeff on his 50 th Birthday!

2. Oh Boy! Cake! Good thing I didn’t over do it on the candles, he would of passed out for sure trying to blow them out! Poor Jeff! I Can’t believe it “Fifty”! Once Jeff blows out the candles, I am going to pour “Hot Sauce” on that cake! What! You didn’t like my Speech! He’s fifty! Everyone laughed, that’s all that matters! Yah fifty, that’s a long way off for me!

3. This is my Cake! Anyone have any hot sauce! Vhat! You never had cake before! Tristan, when I change poses, that’s your signal to add the Hot Sauce! I will just pretend that he is not really 50! See! I knew adding hot sauce would be a good idea! Careful Jeff! It will slide off the table!

4. Now’s my chance! Let me help you old boy! Okay Tristan! I have changed poses! Now pour on the Hot Sauce! Okay, the cake is 12 x 18 and there are 30 of us…. That means each piece is 3 x 2 I heard that when you turn fifty, you suddenly start Disco dancing!

5. Just wait ‘til you taste it now! Fifty year olds are soooooooo slow! I’m too sexy for this party! Too sexy for this party! Too sexy! Okay! Stop with the Disco singing! Jeff will start dancing! Oh my god! Is he going to start dancing!

6. I’m getting very tired! Keep serving it up “Big Guy”! Nice and fluffy white cake with Franks #10 Red Hot sauce! Not bad! Thanks camera guy! Just as I am eating! I love birthday parties! This is taking forever! Okay, I don’t know why Tim is plugging his nose! Whatever it is, Greg is fine with it! Seconds, Yah! No, Jeff didn’t calculate that right, he is going to have cake left over!

7. Too hot for yah is it! No Tim, this cake is not better than Moms! No one looks at you when you turn fifty! Boys, Boys! I am sure your mom makes a good cake! There’s somethin g wrong with this cake! Whoo that’s HOT! Is too!

8. Where did all these gosh darn Balloons come from!

11. Balloons! Chryslers answer to Air Bags! Surprise! Happy 50 th Jeff!