1. Hey, homie. I have genital herpes. Oh Gawd ! WOAH ! ……………………………………… …………………… WAIT !!! What’s Herpes ?!

2. Genital herpes is a sexually transmitted disease that produces a painful rash on the genitals. BOII ! How do girls know if they have genital herpes ?

3. Woman may experience discharge from the vagina and painful urination if the urine comes in contact with the sores. Occasionally, there maybe cold sores around the mouth. The ulcers last 4 – 15 days, then gradually crust over and heal. Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww ! STOP ! Now put the thickest yellow condom on ! And, uh, wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up. Protection, BOII, protection, BOII, protection.

4. With nice, strong, handsome young men like you, it produces itching, burning, soreness, and small, painful blisters in the genital area. They burst to leave small, painful ulcers, which heal within 10 – 21 days. The lymph nodes in the groin may become enlarged and painful, and the affected person may feel sick, with headache and fever. How long do the symptoms take to appear ?

5. Symptoms ocassionally take about a week to appear. The infection may be silent. True, true.

6. The earlier treatment is given, the more likely the treatment will prevent or reduce the severity of an attack. An anitviral medication ( such as aclyclovir ) help makes the ulcer less painful and encourages them to heal more clickly. Additional soothing measures include taking analgesics and warm baths with a tablespoon of salt added. Salt. Would’ve never thought of that.