1. The checklist…. Never under estimate the importance of following procedures of the equipment which you intend to operate…

2. Two mechanics working a contract with a major airline were repositioning a Boeing 747 heavy... “Hey, Cletus, where is dat dadgum checklist ??” “Tought you had it last, Roscoe. Ain’t no thang, we got this one whipped !!!..”

3. …as the mechanics spooled up outboard engines #1 and #4, the aircraft began to roll and roll and roll….and….

7. …they soon learned that the “BRAKES” are provided by the hydraulic system on inboard engines #2 and #3….

8. Using a checklist doesn’t mean you don’t know your job….. It’s a means of keeping your job and doing it safely and well.

9. Cletus and Roscoe are now working for the Royal Saudi Bomb Interdiction Task Force ….and are still up to their crazy antics…..

10. “Roscoe, hush now. I gotta be reeeaaal careful here. Ifin’ I snip the wrong wire we gonna be all over dis place…”

12. Use a checklist….