1. The ballad of… By Faye Armstrong & Aaliyah Lindsay! :)

2. The yellow skinned baldy ate everyday, ‘Mmm doughnuts’ he would say, He's got a fat belly, that wobbles like jelly, Its Homer Simpson!

3. He’s small and he’s plump, You'd better cover your nose if he does a trump, The t.v is his best friend, And he drives his wife round the bend, It’s Homer Simpson!

4. He sits on the sofa with his Duff beer, So you’d better watch out and steer clear, When he was 6 a crayon stuck in his brain, That has made him madly insane! It’s Homer Simpson!

5. He had removed the crayon which made him smart, Everyone was impressed even Bart! After a long day at work with Carl & Lenny, He goes for a pint at Moe’s and watches more telly! It’s Homer Simpson!

6. But now he has no friends, Because of a letter he did send, So he had the crayon put back, By a surgeon called Moe Sizlack, It’s Homer Simpson!

7. He no more hangs his head in shame, Because he’s himself again, He now has a massive grin, As he realises it’s good to be in his own skin! It’s Homer Simpson!