1. If You Take a Walrus to Work By Tani Finkelstein

2. If you take a walrus to work………….

3. He’ll want to eat your papers.

4. When you tell him he can’t eat your papers, he’ll be hungry for food.

5. Then he’ll ask you when lunch break is. ?

6. You'll tell him that lunch break is in four hours.

8. He won’t be able to wait that long, so he’ll want to go to the snack bar in your office building.

9. When he gets to the snack bar he’ll remember he doesn’t have any money.

10. He’ll have go and ask you for your credit card.

11. When he goes back to the snack bar with your credit card, the cashier will tell him they only take cash.

12. Then he’ll have to go across the street to the ATM machine (a machine that you swipe your credit card in and the machine will give you money). ATM

13. When he gets to the ATM machine, he’ll see a pizza restaurant nearby. Pizza

14. Which will remind him of your amazing homemade pizza.

15. When he sees the pizza he’ll want you to take him back home.

16. You could make your amazing homemade pizza.

17. When you get to your house, he’ll remember that you don’t have any sauce.

18. Then he’ll go to the grocery store to get sauce.

19. When he gets to the store, he’ll remember that he doesn’t have any money.

20. So he’ll go back home and ask you for your credit card.

21. When he gets back to the store with your credit card, the cashier will tell him they only take cash.

22. He’ll have to go to the ATM machine across the street. ATM

23. When he gets to the ATM machine, he’ll remember he never got what he wanted at the snack bar. ATM

24. Chances are, if he wants to go to back to the snack bar…

25. You’ll have to take him back to work.