1. Eighth-Grade Caught’yas “The Bizarre Mystery of Horribly Hard Middle School”

2. CY 1 felicia began to mutter words of a spell too encourage her friend pauline puerile to cheer up. isabelle ingenuous put her hand over felicias mouth two stop her from uttering her spell

3. CY 1 ANSWER Felicia began to mutter words of a spell to encourage her friend Pauline Puerile to cheer up. Isabelle Ingenuous put her hand over Felicia’s mouth to stop her from uttering her spell. (11) Vocab.-Puerile ingenious uttering paragraph- new topic Types of sentences- simple Commas- no commas around “Pauline Puerile”’ because appositive is necessary (Felicia has more than one friend) Homophones- to/two/too i before e rule, sing possessive pronoun Literary device- alliteration

4. CY 2 you know it will backfire on you felicia cautions isabelle ingenuous. you dont want to obliterate youre knew hairdo do you

5. CY 2 Answer you know it will backfire on you felicia cautions isabelle ingenuous. you dont want to obliterate youre knew hairdo do you

6. CY 3 me and my other magic friends practiced all summer retorted a slightly indignant felicia. im getting a little gooder at it. im doing good

7. CY 3 Answer me and my other magic friends practiced all summer retorted a slightly indignant felicia. im getting a little gooder at it. im doing good

8. CY 4 hey felicia how come your not garbed in black as you were all last year asks a boy whos puckish expression mirrored his waggish personality

9. CY 4 Answer hey felicia how come your not garbed in black as you were all last year asks a boy whos puckish expression mirrored his waggish personality

10. CY 5 felicia fey rolled her eyes and retorted hey william waggish i may dress weirdly and my spells may backfire but you right the most egregious poetry

11. CY 5 Answer felicia fey rolled her eyes and retorted hey william waggish i may dress weirdly and my spells may backfire but you right the most egregious poetry

12. CY 6 to hide his admiration of felicia william waggish makes a tasteless but funny joke about girls. noone listened and everyone turned their head in alessandras direction to here her story. they too were used too williams lame poems vapid jokes and friendly barbs

13. CY 6 Answer to hide his admiration of felicia william waggish makes a tasteless but funny joke about girls. noone listened and everyone turned their head in alessandras direction to here her story. they too were used too williams lame poems vapid jokes and friendly barbs

14. CY 7 the last member of the troop sam sagacious simply stood wisely and mutely as he waited for the clamor to die down. he held a huge heavy book nortons anthology of poetry in his hand and pretended to read it but he really was watching alessandra amorous who he liked

15. CY 7 Answer the last member of the troop sam sagacious simply stood wisely and mutely as he waited for the clamor to die down. he held a huge heavy book nortons anthology of poetry in his hand and pretended to read it but he really was watching alessandra amorous who he liked

16. CY 8 since his joke had fallen flat and noone had laughed william waggish regaled his friends with a knew limerick about girls that wear green. brown faced with expressive dark pupils williams composition of mischievous poems to hide his real aspiration to be as eloquent a poet as his secret hero langston hughes

17. CY 8 Answer since his joke had fallen flat and noone had laughed william waggish regaled his friends with a knew limerick about girls that wear green. brown faced with expressive dark pupils williams composition of mischievous poems to hide his real aspiration to be as eloquent a poet as his secret hero langston hughes

18. CY 9 he entitled it the heroine their was a young lady in green whose spells often cause a big scene. shes “fey” as they come but smarter than some like orson who really is mean. a faint wisp of smoke emanated from both ears of a teacher that wasstanding just barely within earshot

19. CY 9 Answer he entitled it the heroine their was a young lady in green whose spells often cause a big scene. shes “fey” as they come but smarter than some like orson who really is mean. a faint wisp of smoke emanated from both ears of a teacher that wasstanding just barely within earshot

20. CY 10 first her tongue protruded slightly and next she froze in place for less then 3 seconds. this wasnt nothing new. sam sagacious glanced at the teacher put his book in his backpack and laughed

21. CY 10 Answer first her tongue protruded slightly and next she froze in place for less then 3 seconds. this wasnt nothing new. sam sagacious glanced at the teacher put his book in his backpack and laughed

22. CY 11 its working. you haven’t lost youre touch william. yes you can still affect and discombobulate some of the teachers and last year in fact you recited cinquains which had an even greater effect on theteachers than the limericks. are you going to go back to limericks this year

23. CY 11 Answer its working. you haven’t lost youre touch william. yes you can still affect and discombobulate some of the teachers and last year in fact you recited cinquains which had an even greater effect on theteachers than the limericks. are you going to go back to limericks this year

24. CY 12 nah says his friend william waggish i still like composing limericks just to be exasperating like a constant drip. i does good at annoying you all and besides its fun

25. CY 12 Answer nah says his friend william waggish i still like composing limericks just to be exasperating like a constant drip. i does good at annoying you all and besides its fun

26. CY 13 six pairs of eyeballs rolled at this comment. felicia fey threatened to zap william but that didn’t deter him. she than furrowed her brow stuck out her tongue at him and good naturedly muttered something rude under her breath as the rest of the girls tittered

27. CY 13 Answer six pairs of eyeballs rolled at this comment. felicia fey threatened to zap william but that didn’t deter him. she than furrowed her brow stuck out her tongue at him and good naturedly muttered something rude under her breath as the rest of the girls tittered

28. CY 14 for the benefit of youre friends william cant you and your friend jesse write nothing except those insipid limericks and cinquains felicia teased. hey how about giving us a break and trying another form of poetry this year

29. CY 14 Answer for the benefit of youre friends william cant you and your friend jesse write nothing except those insipid limericks and cinquains felicia teased. hey how about giving us a break and trying another form of poetry this year

30. CY 15 isabelle ingenuous of course smiled at williams poem and felicias freindly jibe but her smile immediately turned to a frown at the sight of a recognizable hulking figure that loped towards them with a malevolent grin on its face. it was orson odious followed by his 2 pals danny dapper and petra pulchritudinous

31. CY 15 Answer isabelle ingenuous of course smiled at williams poem and felicias freindly jibe but her smile immediately turned to a frown at the sight of a recognizable hulking figure that loped towards them with a malevolent grin on its face. it was orson odious followed by his 2 pals danny dapper and petra pulchritudinous

32. CY 16 well if it isnt the super strange cast of weirdo incorporated and their famous witch derided orson odious the nemesis of the group. Seen dean dread today orson asked sam sagacious wrinkling his nose against the reek of stale cigarette smoke that wafted from orsons clothes and breath

33. CY 16 Answer well if it isnt the super strange cast of weirdo incorporated and their famous witch derided orson odious the nemesis of the group. Seen dean dread today orson asked sam sagacious wrinkling his nose against the reek of stale cigarette smoke that wafted from orsons clothes and breath

34. CY 17 set off any putrescent stink bombs lately inquired william with a trace of sarcasm in his voice as he referred to the incident in the 7 th grade when orson had been caught for his misdeed by dean dread. his culpability was revealed when a misfired spell of felicias put mauve streaks in his hare that matched the smoke

35. CY 17 Answer set off any putrescent stink bombs lately inquired william with a trace of sarcasm in his voice as he referred to the incident in the 7 th grade when orson had been caught for his misdeed by dean dread. his culpability was revealed when a misfired spell of felicias put mauve streaks in his hare that matched the smoke

36. CY 18 suddenly orson’s sycophants danny dapper and petrapulchritudinous came up behind him ready to back up there friend just as orson spies a teacher approaching

37. CY 18 Answer suddenly orson’s sycophants danny dapper and petrapulchritudin ous came up behind him ready to back up there friend just as orson spies a teacher approaching

38. CY 19 when orson and his cohorts strutted by Isabelle and friends they muttered a few nasty choice epithets and threats under their breathe as they past by. as he raised a fisted hand in the air orson threatened ominously me and my freinds will make toast of you later

39. CY 19 Answer when orson and his cohorts strutted by Isabelle and friends they muttered a few nasty choice epithets and threats under their breathe as they past by. as he raised a fisted hand in the air orson threatened ominously me and my freinds will make toast of you later

40. CY 20 me and my friends is trembling william said with false bravado. isabelle hushed him before he could infuriate orson any further. i see that petra pulchritudinous has already changed her clothes in the girls bathroom commented Isabelle Ingenuous

41. CY 20 Answer me and my friends is trembling william said with false bravado. isabelle hushed him before he could infuriate orson any further. i see that petra pulchritudinous has already changed her clothes in the girls bathroom commented Isabelle Ingenuous

42. CY 21 i no her family and her mother would never let her wear a skirt that short to school she finished. another putrid yellow school bus pulls up to the curb. jesse jocose leapt off the bus with alacrity he walked quickly up to his freinds

43. CY 21 Answer i no her family and her mother would never let her wear a skirt that short to school she finished. another putrid yellow school bus pulls up to the curb. jesse jocose leapt off the bus with alacrity he walked quickly up to his freinds

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