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3. Old Spice Old Spice does not smell nice. It smells like ice. It tastes like dice, and dice taste bad Everyday my brother Will puts it on. Every day I vomit on the lawn. Old Spice does not smell nice. The last day of school On the last day of school it was quite cool. I went to Chelsea to get my pet fool (dog) Every day he jumps and chews like he is in puppy palooza which gives him teeth as nice as the beach.

4. Numb Thumbs I fell in the 3.5 acre pool it’s Filled with frozen peanut butter it’s very cool My hand got very numb And so did my harry thumbs. Big Fish I just caught a 100 pound cat fish. It’s the biggest you’ve seen. It’ll be in your dish. He is very big and very spiny His name Is Piney and he is slimy.

5. Anyone Besides Carl Dares to Eat the Finger of a Great Hippopotamus Inside of Eyjafjallajokull Kashmir The girL HippopotaMus Never Once Put on her Quirky Rear end Smelly her Toes are Useless her Vault is What a Xylophone Yahoo the Zit said

6. Believes he is the best kid in the family Enforces this by saying he is Nobody believes me  Remembers things very well Only remembers things that happened a long time ago But some times remembers things that happen recently Everyone knows of this talent Realistic and true This is something I’ll always remember

7. Hog Dog What do you call a barking bacon producer? East feast What do you call Thanksgiving in D.C? Fog Nog What do you call a egg drink mixed with low clouds?

8. Pie Tasty delightful I eat it bake it and make it Pie is awesome Baked goodness Pi Never ending confusing Magical confusing puzzling It’s useful in our lives. 3.14159265358979323846

9. Who likes fried worms? I looked on the ground I saw a frying earthworm It was very sad I cant feel my finger! I fell in the pool It made me so very cool My finger got numb.

10. The Play Date George Plays with Cooper In the yard Almost every night Because it’s fun The Dog With Issues Auggie Ate the couch In the basement 10 years ago Because she had issues

11. The thing we all ask about hens Is are there any named be That live in a house With a huddle of mouse The answer: Unbend to find out.

12. Red is the color of the mature Kudu. Purple is the color of the doll of voodoo Green is the color of the grass Transparent is the color of glass Blue is the color you see deep into the eyes of a kinkajou Brown is the color of the kinkajou hair

13. Do light bulbs get tired of lighting a room? Do light bulbs want to go in a car and zoom? When a light bulb dies does its family get sad? When a light bulbs loses the lottery does it get mad?

14. Get Out Of Here When the dog puts one paw in front of the other Then digs rapidly You need grass seed You will hate me when you find out that I snuck outside at 12:35AM You would have been scared to death I wanted to see the fireworks

15. Credits: Writing: Ben Iverson Pictures of dogs: Mary Iverson Other Pictures found on: Google Images