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3. In Mel Brooks' 'Silent Movie,' mime Marcel Marceau is the only person who has a speaking role.

5. ‘‘A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.” Groucho Marx ‘‘A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.” Groucho Marx

7. How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings. How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.

9. Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?' 'It is!' 'This is the IRS. Can you help us?' 'I can!' 'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?' 'I do!' 'Is he a member of your congregation?' 'He is!' 'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?' 'He will.'

13. Visit my friend Nancy’s site for past Bro’s Place http://www.pianoladynancy.com / http://www.pianoladynancy.com / http://www.pianoladynancy.com / Visit my friend Nancy’s site for past Bro’s Place http://www.pianoladynancy.com / http://www.pianoladynancy.com / http://www.pianoladynancy.com /

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