1. Mister Porsche, died and went to heaven … He may make a wish and asked for a chat with God He asked God : Dear God you made the women, what where you thinking about when you made them ? God asked : What do you mean ?

2. Porsche says: She has a lot of mistakes The front is not aerodynamic She makes to much noise The maintenance costs lie extreemly high She is 5 a 6 days in a month useless The back is too fat She painted her self constantly The head lamps are frequently too small The fuel consumption lies much too high

3. God was thinking for a moment and answered: “Mister Porsche, perhaps that’s true, but if you look at the statistics, more men drive my invention then yours