1. Hello

2. Please make yourself comfortable

4. I’m going to ask you a few questions

5. You can answer in your head

6. You look lovely by the way You look great by the way

7. Very prettyVery handsome

8. I WANT YOU

9. Shall we begin?

11. How are you feeling?

12. Would you say you were feeling distinct?

13. Are you feeling

15. Or more

17. At biscuit time, do you choose the party ring or the sponge finger?

26. You’re out walking. Do you climb this tree? You’re out walking. Do you climb this tree?

28. Or this tree?

31. When did you make the MOMENTOUS discovery? When did you make the MOMENTOUS discovery?

32. Were you under 5?

33. When did you notice the penis of a brother or playmate? When did you notice the lack of penis of a girl’s genital region?

34. When did you see its large proportions? Did you feel a terrible storm of emotion?

35. When did you recognise it as the superior counterpart of your own small and inconspicuous organ?

36. Are you still afraid you too will be castrated?

37. Did it permanently determine your relationship to women?

39. When did you first feel

40. THE ABSENCE

41. THE EMPTINESS

42. THE LONGING

43. THE ENVY?

44. When did you first feel

45. THE HORROR

46. THE FEAR

47. THE CONTEMPT

48. THE TRIUMPH?

49. It never really goes away, does it, THE TRIUMPH. You can think about how great it is to have a penis for a while now.

51. Do you want your own penis?

52. YESYESYESYESYESYES

53. If so, when have you most wanted one?

54. What would you do with it?

55. HOLDITALOT

56. Well girls, of course you want one. The hope of some day obtaining a penis and becoming a man may persist to an incredibly late age.

57. It will put great difficulties in the way of your regular development towards femininity.

58. OH NO WHAT CAN I DO?

59. You have one hope of truly embracing your womanhood.

60. Do you masturbate?

61. Excuse my forwardness, I’m continental.

62. The elimination of manual clitoral stimulation is a necessary precondition for the development of femininity.

63. It’s still great isn’t it?

64. Good. Once you’ve stopped stimulation of your clitoris you are on the way to healthy repression of your masculinity.

65. IHAVETOSTOPWANKING?

66. Give up your wish for a penis and replace it with a wish for a child.

67. WHAT?

68. Now your libido will slip into the healthy position of the ‘penis child’.

69. Now take your father as love object, be jealous of your mother.

70. And the little girl has turned into a woman. Congratulations.

71. IHAVETOSTOPWANKING?

72. I like the way it feels against my thigh

73. Thank you. You are now prepared and ready to leave. Thank you. You are now healthy and ready to leave.

74. DON’T LEAVE ME HERE

75. Thank you for your time.