1. Mr. Armstrongs Amazing Mind Reading - Block 2 Even (Here we go again!)

2. My eyelids are getting heavy... Ladies and gentlemen the Amazing Anthony will now hypnotize himself!

3. Youre pretty strong! Oh yeah, connection! Youre pretty heavy!

4. Our new Scratch-O-Matic automatic back scratcher is guaranteed to reach even the hardest to reach spots! Only $19.95, and we will throw in a free Ginsu knife. Operators standing by!

5. You like zee project, no? I cant believe how long Ive been filing this stinkin thing!

6. Yeah, thats right, my S.P.R.I.B.O.T.S. is awesome!

7. Could I interest you in some gum? None for me thanks! Gum isnt allowed here at Spry Middle School!

8. If I had to solve a problem if I had to solve problem Id identify it first, Id identify it first... You know, hes really got a pretty good voice...

9. I try to diversify my investments, I have a lot of mutual funds, some tech funds and a 401K. I would say my portfolio is strong - to very strong.

10. Its nice to know that no matter what happens, our chins will be protected by these glasses. But could they be used in some other way? I wonder...

11. Id like to see something get through both pairs of glasses and get in my eye. Yup, your eyes are twice as safe as mine.

12. I think we should be The Three Musketeers What about the Three Stooges? Three Blind Mice?