2. AJ I’M AWESOME

3. I’M KIND OF SILLY. I work with middle school girls. I let them pick out my outfits sometimes. I find the results to be striking. I’ve been working in the mental health field for three years. I intend to get my masters in counseling within the next four years.

4. HOBBIES I do lots of cool stuff. Whether it’s bombing hills on the Blue Ridge Parkway, spinning fire sticks, or just bouncing around, I’m always game. Those beautiful Appalachian mountains make a stunning back drop.

5. I GOT MORE HOBBIES Street luge is crazy fun, that lady with the dog was surprised to see us fly by. I also am a bubble expert, however I’ve yet to find a way to make financially viable.

6. SAVING LIVES I enjoy saving lives in my free time. Helped this baby bird back to his home. That dummy is alive today for the awesome CPR I gave him. I’ve also rescued people from raging rivers, caught run away sleds in the snow, and I practice defensive driving.

7. ELLEN Ellen is hands down the greatest dog ever. She’ll sit and the porch and chat with you, she helps pick wildflowers, she rolls on the floor with you, and she’ll even drive if you’re too tired. She doesn’t have a license, so only let her drive if you’re really tired.

8. FRIENDS ARE FUN I have lots of cool friends. I played rugby with some of them, I stand close to others while smiling, and one friend in particular I feed rats. Bet you can’t guess which one.

9. I LOVE THIS WOMAN. We grew this garden together. It makes delicious vegetables.

10. FREE FALL First time in a plane, and I jumped out of it. Being with her feels like…

11. LASTLY, I HAVE A COOL VEST. I live in a town where a lot people get pretty upset when you wear fur, but I got it second hand, it’s opossum fur, and it looks so good!