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2 Voice ringtones (funny human speech) MicroMedia s.r.o. presents

3 MicroMedia voice ringtones Wakey wakey, jump out of bed! Stretch! And let’s get to it! And a somersault to the front and a somersault to the back! And the front and the back and the front and the back… Wakey wakey, jump out of bed! Stretch! And let’s get to it! And a somersault to the front and a somersault to the back! To the front, to the back, to the front, to the back… The last one out of the shower washes the breakfast dishes! Alarm alert

4 MicroMedia voice ringtones (version 1) Keep sleeping! I’m the alarm clock, but hey, relax. Forget about work! Stay in bed. War and comfy! (version 2) Keep sleeping! I’m the alarm clock, but hey, relax. Forget about work! Stay in bed. War and comfy! Alarm alert The sun is up, the flowers blooming, the birdies tweeting… another one of those days…Uhhh… But somebody’s gotta go to work

5 MicroMedia voice ringtones (version 1) Ring! Ring! Fuck! Morning! Shit! (version 2) Ring! Ring! Fuck! Morning! Shit! Alarm alert Hey! You think you can just sleep all day? I can’t sleep all day, so you can’t sleep all day! It’s time you bastards get up! This time, you gonna kiss the mud!

6 MicroMedia voice ringtones (version 2) Hello! Hello! Hello…Hi! What’s new? Ringtones (version 1) Hello! Hello! Hello…Hi! What’s new? I'm going to keep ringing until you do something terrible to me!

7 MicroMedia voice ringtones (version 2) Ring ring ringo… ringo….ringa ding sing! Ring! Ring! Ring! Hey! Lady! Lady! I’m here in your bag, and I’m ringing like hell! Ringtones (version 1) Ring ring ringo… ringo….ringa ding sing! Ring! Ring! Ring!

8 MicroMedia voice ringtones (version 2) Ring…It's your boyfriend calling! Ringtones (version 1) Ring…It's your boyfriend calling! (version 3) Ring…It's your boyfriend calling!

9 MicroMedia voice ringtones (version 2) Ring…It's your girlfriend calling! Ringtones (version 1) Ring…It's your girlfriend calling! (version 3) Ring…It's your girlfriend calling!

10 MicroMedia voice ringtones (version 2) Ring…It's your husband calling! Ringtones (version 1) Ring…It's your husband calling! (version 3) Ring…It's your husband calling!

11 MicroMedia voice ringtones (version 2) Ring…It's your wife calling! Ringtones (version 1) Ring…It's your wife calling! (version 3) Ring…It's your wife calling!

12 MicroMedia voice ringtones (version 2) Ring…It's your lover calling! Ringtones (version 1) Ring…It's your lover calling! (version 3) Ring…It's your lover calling!

13 MicroMedia voice ringtones (version 2) I’m calling! I’m calling! I’m calling! I said, I’m fucking calling! Hey! Whoa! Lady! Lady! Hey! I’m here in your bag, and I’m ringing like hell! Ringtones (version 1) I’m calling! I’m calling! I’m calling! I said, I’m fucking calling!

14 MicroMedia voice ringtones (version 2) Hello …Hello…excuse me…uhhh, I'm here in your pocket Hey! Lady! Lady! Hey! I’m here in your bag, and I’m ringing like hell! Ringtones (version 1) Hello …Hello…excuse me…uhhh, I'm here in your pocket

15 MicroMedia voice ringtones Hello... uhhh... Excuse me, uhhh, I'm here in your pocket. Hey! Whoa! Lady! Lady! Hey! I’m here in your bag, and I’m ringing like hell! Ringtones Hello!... Hello!... Excuse me, uhhh, I'm here in your pocket.

16 MicroMedia voice ringtones (version 1) Your call, Miss! (version 1) Your call, Master! Ringtones (version 1) Your call, Sir!

17 MicroMedia voice ringtones (version 2) Your call, Miss! (version 2) Your call, Master! Ringtones (version 2) Your call, Sir!

18 MicroMedia voice ringtones (version 1) Hello? Uh… Hello… Do you have a minute? I need someone to listen to me. (version 2) Hello? Uh… Hi… Do you have a minute? I need someone to listen to me. (version 1) Hello? Uh… Hi… Do you have a minute? I really need someone to listen to me. Ringtones

19 MicroMedia voice ringtones (version 2) Hello? Uh… Hello… Do you have a minute? I really need someone to listen to me. Ringtones They said turn off your phone during the meeting!

20 MicroMedia voice ringtones A text message, Sir A text message, Madam SMS alert A message, my captain

21 MicroMedia voice ringtones An incoming message from headquarters! The communications officer is sending a message SMS alert The Captain has a message!

22 MicroMedia voice ringtones Read the damn message! Your 160 characters, Sir SMS alert A message from the Klingons

23 MicroMedia voice ringtones Ah, shit! Would you care for a short message, Sir? SMS alert Oh, shit!

24 MicroMedia voice ringtones News from home Someone’s writing to you! SMS alert News from home

25 MicroMedia voice ringtones (version 2) Ring! Ring! A new SMS! (version 4) Ring! Ring! A new SMS! SMS alert (version 1) Ring! Ring! A new SMS! (version 3) Ring! Ring! A new SMS!

26 Technical data We offer this voice content in resolutions: AMR MP3 56kbit stereo RMF SMAF WAV GSM WAV IMA ADPCM If you want to know which handsets support the data formats above or you need further data formats, don't hesitate and contact us. Voice content

27 Thanks for your attention MicroMedia s.r.o. U Habrovky 247/11, Praha 4, Czech Republic http://www.micromedia.cz, info@micromedia.cz Mobil: +420 775 710 902 Fax: +420 487 520 821

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