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3. Jan. 17th, Bro will be 64. He is older than Hawaii and Alaska.

5. “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.” Thomas Jefferson “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.” Thomas Jefferson

7. A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

11. One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found her 92 year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor, assisted living apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court on the charge of murder, the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense. She began coolly, 'Yes, your honor. I figured that at 92, if he could have sex... He could also fly.'

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