1. SERIOUS MATTERS THAT NEEDS URGENT ATTENTION

2. THE LIGHTER SIDE OF LIFE (PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THE COMMENTS/ REMARKS PERSONALLY.)

3. Moustache, what moustache?

4. …and as I grab the lion by his…..

5. Oh, please! Don’t read my whole CV! Paragraph 68…..

6. By now I can present this with my eyes closed!

7. As a Veterinarian I can assure you, if you put this up your nose it WILL hurts.

8. Now, these South African built ships are available at a very reasonable rate. It can also be used as a submarine.

9. Is it a bird, or is it a plane? These Picasso’s are confusing!

10. Please sir, can I have more beer? Hah hah hah!

11. Hard work these international conferences!

12. I’d like to teach the world to sing……

13. Okay, you take the small one.

14. My boss thinks I’m here to work!

15. So, you think I am a s  *  kop….!

16. I say old chap….!

17. This will be a short presentation…?!

18. You damage the land…. I damage you!!

19. We’ll take the photo after the bell.

20. Viva!!!!

21. If you shoot your enemy through the head, he will not die from toxic bullet components.

22. I am 24 and my hobby is to collect families. What! Yes sure pal!

23. Blah blah and more blah blah…... Boringgg! I’ll rather read something.