1. this is jon scieszka

2. this is the mind of jon scieszka

3. this is the wolf that lived in the mind of jon scieszka

4. this is the prince with low self-esteem who followed the wolf that lived in the mind of jon scieszka

5. this is the cheese, stinky and green, that knocked out the prince with low self-esteem who followed the wolf who lived in the mind of jon scieszka

6. This is the book that came in between math and the cheese, stinky and green, that knocked out the prince with low self-esteem who followed the wolf who lived in the mind of jon sciezska “This Is getting boring…” This is getting boring...

7. Here is the problem confronting a kid who followed the book that came in between math and the cheese, stinky and green, that knocked out the prince with low self-esteem who followed the wolf who lived in the mind of jon scieszka

8. Here are the tales with scissors and squids that ignored the problem confronting the kid who followed the book that came in between math and the cheese, stinky and green, that knocked out the prince with low self-esteem who followed the wolf who lived in the mind of jon scieszka What are you looking at me for?

9. “What about the Time Warp Trio? You can’t have a presentation without the Time Warp Trio! It would be like having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the jelly! It just wouldn’t be right! Who will help me make the sandwich? Who will help me squish the grapes? Who will help me dig the peanuts…?”

10. These are the boys, wild and warped, yadda, yadda, yadda...

11. That lived in the mind of jon scieszka