1. y esterday and Today A comparison of the things we did at age 20 and how we do it 40 years later

2. This presentation is rated Because no one under 13 will understand it

3. yesterdaytoday Long Hair Longing for Hair

4. yesterdaytoday Big hair Bad hair

5. yesterdaytoday Grape Nehi Grape Nuts

6. yesterdaytoday A Keg An EKG

7. yesterdaytoday ACID ROCK Acid Reflux

8. yesterdaytoday Saturday night at the Disco Saturday night at Costco

9. yesterdaytoday Fake- color hair Fake hair color

10. yesterdaytoday Happy Hour

11. yesterdaytoday Why you turn the lights out

12. yesterdaytoday Stop to fill upStop to empty out

13. yesterdaytoday Dress for the Mall

14. yesterdaytoday Move to Californi a because it’s cool Move to Florida because it’s warm

15. yesterdaytoday Being “bad” on the dancefloo r Being bad on the dancefloo r

16. yesterdaytoday Running around in your car Running around looking for your car

17. yesterdaytoday Trying hard to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor Trying hard to not look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

18. yesterdaytoday Going to a hip, new joint Getting a new hip joint

19. yesterdaytoday Screaming at the Rolling Stones Screaming at the kidney stones

20. yesterdaytoday Passing your driver’s exam Passing your prostate exam

21. yesterdaytoday In the deep end In the Depends

22. yesterdaytoday Wishing you could have a BMW Wishing you could have a BM

23. And now for something different…

24. How pants defy the law of gravity:

25. My, how things have changed