1. SLOVENE JOKES

2. Why should you be careful opening an umbrella in Ljubljana?
You might take someone's eye out
in Maribor.

3. one end of the country to the other.
2. Why don't Slovenes need
mobile phones?
They can yodle from
one end of the country to the other.

4. 3. How do Slovenes change gears?
First, second, BORDER!

5. 4. Why shouldn't you jump into a swimming pool in Slovenia?
You'll splash someone in Italy.

6. 5. What's the shortest joke in the world?
A couple were walking along the Slovene coast …

7. JOKES ABOUT IRISH

8. TOO MUCH DRINK AND NOT ENOUGH TOILETS.
1. How did Irish dancing originate?
TOO MUCH DRINK AND NOT ENOUGH TOILETS.

9. 2. What is long & green & has a low I.Q.?
ST. PATRICK’S DAY PARADE

10. 3. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s day?
A REGULAR ROCKS ARE TOO HEAVY.

11. 4. What is the best thing that ever
happened between
England and Ireland?
THE IRISH SEA

12. 5. What is Irish diplomacy?
It’s the ability to tell a man to go to hell. So that he will look forward to making the trip.

13. 6. Why do they make Irishman jokes so simple?
SO ENGLISHMEN CAN UNDERSTAND THEM!