1. The One About the Rugby Game Jokes => Situations
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The One About the Rugby Game
Jokes => Situations

2. Joke 1 Monica: I guess Joey was right. It does nothing.
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Phoebe:
See? …. I’m doing it. I’m totally doing it!
I lost it.

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4. Situation for joke 1
Looking upset, Monica is flipping the light switch on and off. Little does she know that the switch is connected to the TV that Joey and Phoebe are watching at the moment in another room.
Monica’s flipping the switch makes Phoebe and Joey believe for a moment that Phoebe can control TV with a blink of her eyes.

5. Joke 2 Janice: Chandler: No, no. I want to see you take off.
Well, then, I guess, I’m going to Yemen. I’m going to Yemen!
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When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?

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7. Situation for joke 2
Chandler finds himself hunted down by Janice in the airport.
Because Janice is so obsessed with Chandler, he has nothing else to do but buy a $2,100 ticket to Yemen only to break free from Janice’s tight grip.

8. Joke 3 Janice: Chandler:
I’ll wait for you. Do you even know how long you’re going to be gone?
Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel.

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10. Situation for joke 3
Chandler and his ex-girlfriend are at the airport. It’s time for Chandler to board the plane to Yemen. Janice says that she’ll be true to him.
Chandler hints to Janice that she should not plan on having any relationships with him any time soon.

11. Joke 4 Ross’ GF: Ross: You were amazing out there!
Oh, I kind of was, wasn’t I?
Oh my God!
I made a man twice my size cry! I mean I haven’t done that since I was four, when I washed my dad’s Porsche with rocks.

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13. Situation for joke 4
After the rugby game, Ross and his girlfriend are sitting close to each other. Ross is dirty and in pain.
His girlfriend rewards him with nice words he wanted to hear: “you are really tough.” On hearing this, Ross can’t help bragging about his masculinity.

14. Joke 5 Janice: Monica: Chandler: I just came up to say “Hi.” Hi! Hi.
And you sweetie, I’ll see you later.
Ok.
I’ll see you tonight.
Ok. Bye.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
I can’t stand the woman.

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16. Situation for joke 5
After saying good-bye to his obsessed ex-girlfriend Janice, Chandler tells his friends that he’s not going to let this annoying woman have another relationship with him, no matter how polite he seems to be with her.

17. Joke 6 Ross’ GF: Devon: Ross’ GF Liam: Ross
So, how are you? I’ve been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived. Well, I’ve been rather busy.
Do you realize that we haven’t seen each other since that night of U2 concert?
Oh, my god. You’re right.
Well, actually, the last time you and I saw each other was the next morning.
Hah, oh, Liam!
Hah, oh, Liam.

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19. Situation for joke 6
Ross and his new girlfriend meet two young men who happen to be his girlfriend’s old friends.
One of those friends recalls a one-night stand he had with Ross’ girlfriend some time ago. Ross gently tries to let him know that this woman is his (Ross’) girlfriend now.

20. Joke 7 Chandler: Janice:
Ok, we have to talk. I’m just getting out of a very serious relationship.
I know I’m just getting out of a marriage. I mean talk about “meant to be.”
Right, but I just think it’s happening too soon.
Oh, too soon, too schmoon! Face it, honey, I’m not letting you get away this time.

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22. Situation for joke 7
Chandler and his ex-girlfriend Janice are on a date in a café after a concert. Chandler is doing his first preemptive strike.
He politely tries to let Janice know that he’s not ready for a new relationship with her, but Janice won’t even pay attention.

23. Joke 8 Rachel: Monica: What are, what are, what are these?
Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. Thought they’d brighten up the place. They do, don’t you think?

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25. Situation for joke 8
Rachel gets surprised by simple drawings that Monica posted to the wall to cover the holes in the wall that she had made when searching for the loose wire.
Monica tries to cheer Rachel up before she sees the holes in the wall, fearing that Rachel will get very angry with her.

26. Joke 9
Ross:
Rachel:
Any way, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him is like hilarious. So, I’m going to show her how tough I really am.
Ha, ha, ha.
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I’m sorry. I’m sorry. You’re right. You’re a tough guy. You’re the toughest paleontologist I know.

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28. Situation for joke 9
The friends are watching a rugby game on TV the day before Ross is to play his first rugby game.
Ross tells his friends about his plans to impress his new girlfriend with his masculinity, but Rachel expresses her doubts. She implies that he may be a ‘tough’ researcher, but a lousy and miserable rugby player.

29. Joke 10
Rachel:
Monica:
I don’t understand any of this electrical stuff.
All right. Does this look like a switch?
I don’t know.
Is this wiring?
I don’t know. …. That looks like a bunny though.

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31. Situation for joke 10
Monica and Rachel try to understand electrical plans of the apartment in order to resolve the mystery of the light switch that does nothing.
Rachel seems absolutely uninterested in resolving this mystery and thinks about other things.

32. Joke 11 Chandler: Officer: Hi, I need a fake ticket to Yemen.
One ticket to Yemen?
Oh, no. No, no, no! I just need a pretend ticket.
I’m sorry, sir. I don’t understand.
Ok, what would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?
Are you traveling with a child?

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34. Situation for joke 11
Chandler is at the airport trying to put on a show for Janice that he’s leaving for Yemen in order to get rid of her.
The airport clerk doesn’t understand what Chandler wants from her. Little did Chandler know that Janice would be watching closely his every move until he boards the plane to Yemen.

35. Joke 12 Ross: Ross’ GF: Phoebe:
Did you see me? I was pretty good, hah? That is one fun game!
Right.
Hey, do me a favor. Just grab me a bottle of water, ok? Thanks.
I think I’m dying. I really do.
Oh, poor baby!
Tell my son that I love him!

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37. Situation for joke 12
Ross is on the rugby field during a short break. He looks dirty, tired, and beaten up. But because his new girlfriend is watching him play, he pretends that he’s having a good time.
The real Ross shows when his girlfriend steps aside for a moment. He quickly tells his friends that he’s not well and he can’t play any more.

38. Situation 13 Ross’ GF: Ross:
If you insist on doing this, let me at least help you.
No, God no! It’s not a place for a woman! Those guys will grab anything.

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40. Situation for joke 13
Ross is on the rugby field during a break. His girlfriend sees that he’s suffering.
For a moment Ross actually thinks that she may actually go into the field and finish the game in place of him. Being a naïve child, Ross is used to letting others finish difficult tasks for him.