1. Welcome…You are about to meet the legendary fortuneteller of all time. I am Madame Spykahh from Planet Andromedahh. Join me as we defy time and space in the quest for the future… Click here to find out your fortune.

2. Pick a card

3. The card says that you will Get a free make over soon. NEXT

4. The card says that you will Survive a near death experience. NEXT

5. The card says that you will Win a lot of money soon. NEXT

6. The card says that you will Avoid a pimple. NEXT

7. The card says that you will Meet the man/woman of your dreams very, very soon. NEXT

8. The card says that you will Win a Nobel Prize in the future. NEXT

9. The card says that you will Avoid a super embarrassing experience like tripping in front of your crush. NEXT

10. The card says that you will Win a free trip to your dream vacation. NEXT

11. The card says that you will Win a free meal – buffet. NEXT

12. The card says that you will Not get sick for a whole month. NEXT

13. The card says that you will Make a new friend. NEXT

14. The card says that you will Find something you lost. NEXT

15. The card says that you will Lose weight. NEXT

16. Pick another card

17. But the last card’s fortune will only happen if you Turn off the lights when not in use. NEXT

18. But the last card’s fortune will only happen if you Water some plants. NEXT

19. But the last card’s fortune will only happen if you Plant a tree. NEXT

20. But the last card’s fortune will only happen if you Segregate your wastes. NEXT

21. But the last card’s fortune will only happen if you Recycle something. NEXT

22. But the last card’s fortune will only happen if you Will be aware of environmental issues and be active in the movement to find solutions for them. NEXT

23. But the last card’s fortune will only happen if you Will not waste your food. NEXT

24. But the last card’s fortune will only happen if you Turn off the faucet when brushing your teeth. NEXT

25. But the last card’s fortune will only happen if you Recycle your plastic bags. NEXT

26. But the last card’s fortune will only happen if you Feed some birds. NEXT

27. But the last card’s fortune will only happen if you Never buy products from endangered species such as leather. NEXT

28. But the last card’s fortune will only happen if you Don’t litter. NEXT

29. But the last card’s fortune will only happen if you Donate money to an environmental organization. NEXT

30. Pick another card

31. And you will have to do that for 1 time. NEXT

32. And you will have to do that for 100 times. NEXT

33. And you will have to do that for Everyday of your life. NEXT

34. And you will have to do that for FOREVERRRRR. NEXT

35. And you will have to do that for Twice a day for 1 month. NEXT

36. And you will have to do that for 10 times a day for 1 year. NEXT

37. And you will have to do that for Everyday for a month. NEXT

38. And you will have to do that for Once a week for one year. NEXT

39. And you will have to do that for 20 times within 1 month. NEXT

40. And you will have to do that for a century. NEXT

41. And you will have to do that for Once a month for 10 years. NEXT

42. And you will have to do that for All the birthdays you’ll ever celebrate. NEXT

43. And you will have to do that for 20 years every Christmas and New Year and your birthday. NEXT

44. I am very, very accurate.. Like 1000000000%! Do as the cards say and your fate is guaranteed! Thank you. Don’t forget my $20 before you go. If you like to avail of my services again, click on me. Click here to exit.