1. We’ve Been Dating for a Month By Casey Ark

2. Guess who’s been dating for a month?  Guess  Just guess  You’re not guessing  Janet Jackson  Nope  We have been  Us

3. Is that provable?  Yes, it is.  Dating is when two people do it  You and I do it  Thus we are dating

4. But has it been a month?  Yes

5. Thus, we have been dating for a month.  Indeed!

6. Pros and Cons of us dating for a month  Cons  Heart button on my keyboard is broken  Haters  Pros  We get t-shirts

7. A snapshot of the way things were a month ago  Price of gas: $3.30  Cost of a newspaper: $2.99  President: Barack Obama  Price to use wikipedia: Free but our love broke it  Most famous couple: Beyonce and Jay Z  Length of one month: Similar to now

8. But are there unicorns to commemorate this momentous occasion in an acceptable heterosexual way?  Sadly, no.

9. KIDDING

10. Conclusion  We have definitely been dating for a month.  Woo.  BYE