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1 American jokes By Ricardo, Miguel, and Michael The Hint? Team Trillium Learning Global 21st Century Schools Project Robert Fulton School, North Bergen, New Jersey, USA Diana Madrid, Nancy Baucke, Sharon Parsons

2 Knock Who's there? Abe! Abe who? Abe C D E F G H...!

3 Knock Who's there? Amana! Amana who? Amana bad mood!

4 Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit! Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad? Well, I couldn't start watching any new soap operas! Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a telephone. Well, take these pills and if they don't work then give me a ring! Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that! Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing! Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties! Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

5 Knock Who's there? Alaska! Alaska who? Alaska my friend the question then!

6 Knock Who's there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me!

7 The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. "Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?" inquired the officer. "Mister," exclaimed the telephone lineman, "I was at the top of the pole!"

8 Will you remember me? Knock Knock Who’s there I thought you said you’ll remember me

9 The reason why we (The Hint?) like jokes so much is because when we are sad or a little mad we can ask our friends or family to tell us the funniest joke they know. Also because some of the jokes are really funny to tell.


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