1. Let’s play… ROCK, PAPER, SADDAM

2. Saddam : “I'm bored!” Saddam : “I'm bored!”

3. Saddam: “ I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors !” Saddam: “ I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors !”

4. This Guy : “Can I play too?” This Guy : “Can I play too?”

5. Saddam: “NO !” Saddam: “NO !”

6. Saddam: “Will I chose Rock …” Saddam: “Will I chose Rock …”

7. Saddam: “…Paper…” Saddam: “…Paper…”

8. Saddam: “…or Scissors ? Huh?” Saddam: “…or Scissors ? Huh?”

9. Saddam: “Ha ha ha…you don’t know !!!” Saddam: “Ha ha ha…you don’t know !!!”

10. Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti: “Dude, say it don’t spray it” Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti: “Dude, say it don’t spray it”

11. Saddam: “Whatever….let’s play” Saddam: “Whatever….let’s play”

12. Saddam: “Rock !” Judge: “Two Papers !” Saddam: “Rock !” Judge: “Two Papers !”

13. Saddam: “Dude, WTF is two Papers ???” Saddam: “Dude, WTF is two Papers ???”

14. Judge: “Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain't going NOWHERE” Judge: “Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain't going NOWHERE”

15. Saddam: “I got your two papers; RIGHT HERE. Now play serious smart arse.” Saddam: “I got your two papers; RIGHT HERE. Now play serious smart arse.”

16. Judge: “Ok, Ok, ONE PAPER !” Saddam: “Ha ha. TIGER CLAW! Rawr! RAWRR!!!! Hahaaa. Tiger Claw. Come on! You Know!... You don't know Tiger Claw? Tiger Claw beats paper. Like totally beats paper. ALWAYS !” Judge: “Ok, Ok, ONE PAPER !” Saddam: “Ha ha. TIGER CLAW! Rawr! RAWRR!!!! Hahaaa. Tiger Claw. Come on! You Know!... You don't know Tiger Claw? Tiger Claw beats paper. Like totally beats paper. ALWAYS !”

17. Saddam: “Ask Aziz, he knows” Saddam: “Ask Aziz, he knows”

18. Aziz: “Tiger Claw always beats paper” Aziz: “Tiger Claw always beats paper”

19. Saddam: “Damn straight, bro” Saddam: “Damn straight, bro”

20. Judge: “Okay, fine. "Tiger Claw" beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Claw.”

21. Saddam: “Hey, cry me a river. It’s not my fault you don’t know Tiger Claw” Saddam: “Hey, cry me a river. It’s not my fault you don’t know Tiger Claw”

22. Judge: “Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it.”

23. Saddam: “I bet you don’t even know Pen Missile !”

24. Judge: “Missile? Did you say Missile? What Missile? SECURITY !”

25. Saddam: “Muaahahha PEN MISSILE “ Saddam: “Muaahahha PEN MISSILE “

26. Judge: “Ok fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER CLAW and there is no PEN MISSILE. You're just MAKING SHIT UP !”

27. Saddam: “AM NOT !” Saddam: “AM NOT !”

28. Judge: “Are so” Judge: “Are so”

29. Saddam: “That’s it, you’re going on the List”