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2. When I was a boy, I was told anybody could become President. I am beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow

3. We can throw stones, complain about them, stumble on them, climb over them, or build with them. William Arthur Ward

4. Focus on the journey, not the destination. Joy is found not in finishing an activity but in doing it. Greg Anderson

5. Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care. William Safire

6. A suicide helpline is where they talk to you until you don’t feel like killing yourself. Exactly the opposite of telemarketing. Dana Snow

8. How much easier it is to be critical than be correct. Benjamin Disraeli

9. Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.

10. A year from now you may wish you had started today. Karen Lamb

11. The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do! BF Skinner

12. The best way to teach people is by telling a story. Kenneth Blanchard

13. Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. Mark Twain

14. Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you. William Arthur Ward

15. . In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. Yogi Berra

16. My wife and I were happy for 20 years and then we met. Rodney Dangerfield

17. The American people love Home Shopping Network because it is commercial free. Will Durst

18. Education is not the filling of a bucket, but the lighting of a fire. W. B. Yeats

19. You have a brain like Einstein's – dead since 1955. Gene Perret

20. If I were your wife, I’d put poison in your coffee. If I were your husband, I’d drink it. Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill

21. The word duck is 75% obscene. Lenny Bruce

22. Marge: You know, Homer, it is very easy to criticize. Homer: Fun, too

23. My favourite machine in the gym is the vending machine. Caroline Rhea

24. The mark of a true MBA is that he is often wrong but seldom in doubt. Robert Buzzell

25. David Bissonnette

26. My wife had a go at me last night. She said, “You'll drive me to my grave.” I had the car out in thirty seconds.

27. Common etiquette says not to talk about politics, sex, religion, or money. But these are the only things interesting enough to discuss!

28. Bumper Sticker An Apple a day keeps Windows away

29. The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

30. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Anon

31. Never judge a book by its movie. JW Eagan

32. Four steps to achievement: Plan purposefully. Prepare prayerfully. Proceed positively. Pursue persistently. William Arthur Ward

33. I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henry Youngman

34. The person who knows to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused. Russ Dudley

35. Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. Jimmy Durante

36. Never spend your money before you have it. Thomas Jefferson

37. People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

38. The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you learned this afternoon...