2. RESUME (a pictorial history) My Career in Industry as a driver of HEAVY MACHINERY

3. While working with a highway maintenance company, I performed a U- turn on what looked like a safe surface …. I managed to escape serious injury!

4. I then took up employment with Heavy Machinery maintenance at Syncrude. I was fired because my boss got ticked at the few scratches caused to his new F-350 truck.

5. While employed with BC Harbours in Vancouver, I accidentally braked too quickly causing slight damage to a shipping container. I was okay though.

6. Well, here I did not see the bridge …….

7. Once again nobody informed me that the CAT machinery was so heavy. When I walked out into the mud I only sank ankle deep ………….

8. Do these things only happen to me? I can never understand why I cannot remain employed for more that a couple of weeks!

9. The mechanics complained about the state I left my truck in and the way I parked it at night. After posing for this photo I once again found myself jobless!

10. And the foreman said that the hole was not a concern … that was while the hole was only 300mm in diameter.

11. AND SO I looked at working in the Construction Industry

12. But I am finally considering a career with Walmart … maybe in the men’s clothing department.