1. Introduction to library resources Leddy Library

2. Nurses have a code for every colour, including brown.

4. Nurses call the shots! Books, videos, music, maps...

6. Nurse: "Sir, do you have any pain today?" patient: "No." Nurse: "Would you like some?"

11. Nurses do it patiently.

12. All bleeding stops, eventually.

13. Borrowing: Undergrads 14 days/25 items/$10 Grads28 days/50 items/$10 Fines: Regular Loans$0.50/day - max. $20.00 Course Reserve items2hr loans: $0.05/minute - max $50.00 1, 3 & 7 day loans: $10.00/day – max $50.00

15. Doctors practice but Nurses know!

16. Be kind to Nurses! Eventually, they will see you naked.

18. Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No, I'm sick now.

19. Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.

22. Patient: What did the x-ray of my head show? Nurse: Absolutely nothing! leddy.uwindsor.ca

23. Nurse: Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: You've got your hand on my watch!

24. 1 st Nurse, How is that little girl who swallowed the 20 dollar bill? 2 nd Nurse: No change yet.

25. Patient: I feel like a pack of cards. Nurse: I'll deal with you later scholar.google.ca

26. Nurses save butt, and maybe kick it too!

27. Be nice, or nurses will stick it to you!

32. Nurses have a code for every colour, including brown.