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Introduction to library resources Leddy Library
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Nurses have a code for every colour, including brown.
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Nurses call the shots! Books, videos, music, maps...
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Nurse: "Sir, do you have any pain today?" patient: "No." Nurse: "Would you like some?"
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Nurses do it patiently.
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All bleeding stops, eventually.
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Borrowing: Undergrads 14 days/25 items/$10 Grads28 days/50 items/$10 Fines: Regular Loans$0.50/day - max. $20.00 Course Reserve items2hr loans: $0.05/minute - max $50.00 1, 3 & 7 day loans: $10.00/day – max $50.00
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Doctors practice but Nurses know!
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Be kind to Nurses! Eventually, they will see you naked.
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Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No, I'm sick now.
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Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
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Patient: What did the x-ray of my head show? Nurse: Absolutely nothing! leddy.uwindsor.ca
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Nurse: Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: You've got your hand on my watch!
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1 st Nurse, How is that little girl who swallowed the 20 dollar bill? 2 nd Nurse: No change yet.
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Patient: I feel like a pack of cards. Nurse: I'll deal with you later scholar.google.ca
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Nurses save butt, and maybe kick it too!
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Be nice, or nurses will stick it to you!
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Nurses have a code for every colour, including brown.
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