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© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003
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26 U.S. Presidents were lawyers before becoming president?
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‘‘ Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.’’ Albert Einstein
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If you can't be a good example... then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
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As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk women was standing behind me watching as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single. I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?“ She said “ Your ugly “ ( Never question a drunk ! ) Sorry…. I’ll do better next week !
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© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 See you next Friday S ee you next Friday
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