1. 2005

2. 12 months on… oh the memories… highly disappointing not to see Bec’s twiggles out and about this season…. 2005 2004 Twigs

4. Mrs refined-FIGJAM brought some curtains back with her from Italy… Always refreshing to see a Big Brother hack getting their mug on camera again. Nice cans though...

5. No need to burn the house down to get his attention with this get-up….

6. Well played Ms Bailey. You can still poll a few Brownlow votes even at your age… It’s the Brownlow Luke, not a Greek wedding. Have they got zips?

7. Banana dressed as an apricot… Walking/Talking proof that money can’t buy class. Although it can buy implants…

8. 3/10 for effort, Vanessa; a matching handbag is usually a good starting point. And why are there party streamers hanging from your cans…? Losing the Ashes is bad enough, let alone a white Gladstone Small getting around AFL circles as the worst skipper since Jeff Hogg…

9. Auditioning for half-time entertainment as The Eurythmics… or has Lleyton started something in the city of churches where you hook into a sheila that looks like you…?

10. More 1980’s quality from Adelaide… This isn't the Logies, Nick. Should have left the 19 year-old in the cubicles with a rolled- up 20...

11. Slight potential, but wrong, wrong, wrong. Who do you think you are? Kermit the f*cking frog…? What better way to celebrate winning a Brownlow than some back-door action.?

12. Try-Hard Twigley Award Winner. Almost sufficient height difference to square off her head, and lob a pint atop it…

13. Woman dressed up as ham… Is that head painted on…??

14. Solid veterans form….

16. Gold Diggers….

17. Gold Digger #1 – www.hire_a_date.com.au

18. Gold Digger #2 – surely you didn’t return to the west for this piece Blacky….?? Gold Digger #3 – off west for you too Woey…

19. Vote Getters….

20. 1 vote - and a pearl necklace to boot…

21. 2 votes – only the similarity to wedding get-up costing her the medal…

22. 3 votes – and your team-mate’s sister… such good work, it deserves another look…

23. Honourable mentions…

24. Croad’s All-Australian selection is becoming much clearer now…

28. Rising Stars….