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云端教室【听笑话学英文】 系列 0042 小胡主讲 http://goskyclass.com
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听 笑 话 学 英 文 云端教室系列讲座 Three Dead Bodies (Page 1 of 2) Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while having a date with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner. "Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
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听 笑 话 学 英 文 云端教室系列讲座 Three Dead Bodies (Page 2 of 2) The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having his picture taken."
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