1. Wm. BentzA&MIS 5251 Session 32 Profit Planning May 14, 2002

2. Wm. BentzA&MIS 5252 Session 32  Go over assigned problems  Answer questions

3. Wm. BentzA&MIS 5253 It was the first day of school and the teacher thought she would get to know her students by asking their names and what their parents do in their careers.

4. Wm. BentzA&MIS 5254 The first little girl said, “My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman.” The next little boy said, “I’m Andy and my mom is a systems analyst.” It was then Johnny’s turn and he said “My name is Johnny and my father is a striptease dancer in a gay bar.”

5. Wm. BentzA&MIS 5255 The teacher gasped and quickly moved on. Later, in the school yard she went to Johnny and asked if it was really true that his dad danced nude in a gay bar. Johnny said, “Nah, he’s really an auditor for Arthur Andersen, but I was too embarrassed to say so!”

6. Wm. BentzA&MIS 5256