1. Duck-Work Wendy Dave Sally Chloe Steve Toby

2. Wendy the Timer Bailey’s Court (Head). Life runs like clockwork. Punctuality prize on Guides summer camp ’73. President of sundial society.

3. Steve the Spokesman Christ Church Junior (Deputy Head). President Oxford Union Debating Society. Learned to speak at 6 months; has yet to be quiet!

4. Toby the Materials Monitor Head of Physics, Filton High School. Milk and dinner money monitor at school. (Later done for fraud!) Cross-stitch king!

5. Chloe the Facilitator Manorbrook Primary (Reception). Brownie sixer leader of the elves… …enemy of Mordor! Still captain of the hockey team.

6. Sally the Recorder North Road Primary Yrs. 3 & 4. Top marks in spelling at school. Won county handwriting competition. Always has a pen.

7. Dave the Quality Controller Grange Community (Science). World’s youngest Ofsted inspector – quit on moral grounds. Is not fooled by I can’t believe it’s not butter.

8. Collective Strengths Imaginative Supportive Fun Cross-phase skills Wide experience of schools

9. Key Attributes Sense of humour. Willing to try new ideas.