1. CIO Summit Wrap Up http://www.iccb.org/cio2006

2. New Computer Viruses George W. Bush virus – Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. John Kerry virus – Reverses every position each time you turn your computer on. Al Gore virus – Causes your computer to keep counting and recounting, and recounting… Bob Dole virus – Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

4. If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer To get your daily exercise, just click on “run!”. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. When you lose your car keys, click on “find”. You wouldn’t need auto insurance. You’d use your boot disk to recover from a crash.

7. Microsoft Slogans Competition is good. 90% market share is better. We support a free marketplace. So long as our support is visibly branded everywhere, at any price. We love the idea of competition. That’s why we bought a huge chunk of Apple Computer. No Netscape for you!

8. One Scary Merger

9. Give-Away Time

10. Resource Website http://www.iccb.org/cio2006