1. A: Both B and I support giving free books to students. B: Hey, I never said that! A: But you are not against education are you?

2. Smith, who is from England, goes to Ohio, US for graduate studies and during his first day he sees two albino squirrels chasing each other on the grass. Later that day he emails to his parents that all squirrels in the US are white.

3. A: Lets clean our closets. B: I don’t see why we should do it. We cleaned them like a year ago. Is this what we are suppose to do all day long? Cleaning our closets?

4. Can a person quit smoking? Off course as long as he has sufficient will power and really wants to quit.

5. I am telling you smoking is bad for your health…My grandfather used to smoke 2 packets per day since he was 14yo and he got to live to a 100.

6. Marijuana should be legalized because it is not a lethal drug and it is less harmful than alcohol.

7. I didn’t understand anything from what that guy just presented. Either he is not a professor or I forgot everything I was taught.

8. If Turkey is allowed into the European Union, millions of Turkish citizens will move to European countries (especially Germany) causing a huge problem of internal immigration.

9. This lake must have therapeutic powers. It seems that people from throughout the country are visiting here to heal their back pain problems.

10. Congressman A says we should cut the welfare payments by 50%, while congressman B suggested an increase of 10% in order to keep up will inflation and high cost of living. Obviously 20% decrease is the way to go.

11. -Can we get a dog? -No -But it will protect us -Still no -Why do you want to leave our house unprotected??