2. Please do not try this at home

3. The Creator…..

4.  You will not gain weight  You will not age  It may make you funnier  However there is a chance you will lose some hair and some brain cells What Homer Promises:

5. How It Works Eat anything that you want…..but try to avoid fruit, veggies, and whole grains.Eat anything that you want…..but try to avoid fruit, veggies, and whole grains. By eating this way your body will be used to all these unhealthy foods.By eating this way your body will be used to all these unhealthy foods. Your body will know how to use every calorie consumed so nothing will be storedYour body will know how to use every calorie consumed so nothing will be stored

6. What can you eat? Mmmmm… DonutsDonuts BaconBacon BurgersBurgers ChocolateChocolate SaltySalty snacks AnythingAnything loaded with Sugar, Sat fat or Trans fat

7. What you can’t eat FruitFruit VeggiesVeggies WholeWhole grains SoySoy products AnythingAnything labeled “Diet”, “Low-Fat” or “Low -Cal”

8. A Typical Day…. Eat whenever you want…especially at work when watching TV, when you are bored, depressed or upset!

9. If a person were to start the Simpson Diet….. You would want to consumer more than 4000 calories per dayYou would want to consumer more than 4000 calories per day

10. The Simpson Diet does not require or recommend supplements. However, adding extra salt or sugar may be used in certain forms (i.e. Ketchup and BBQ Sauce)However, adding extra salt or sugar may be used in certain forms (i.e. Ketchup and BBQ Sauce)

11. Does this diet promote exercise NO WAY!!!!!!NO WAY!!!!!! It only takes up time from eating, watching TV or sleeping!!!It only takes up time from eating, watching TV or sleeping!!!

12. Look what it did for us!

13. Would I recommend this diet.. Only if you are a cartoon character!!!Only if you are a cartoon character!!!