1. The true story of Motumbo

2. Motumbo had come from Africa and lived (without a visa) in Paris. Marie- Chantal was a typical French high society lady, tall, blonde, blue eyes, jewellery, Hermes scarf, and so on.

3. They met on the Champs-Elysees, (where Motumbo was selling souvenirs) and immediately fell in love.

4. Marie- Chantal wanted to introduce Motumbo to her family in order to get married.

5. Her father, Minister, wanted his daughter to leave Motumbo, but she refused.

6. Then her father decided to pressure Motumbo. He ordered him to achieve a: MBA in Harvard.

7. Motumbo flies to Harvard, studies like crazy, and obtains his MBA within 6 months. He goes back to France, and teIls the father: “When Motumbo in love, Motumbo study!."

8. Surprised and annoyed, the father then asks him to: Earn 1 million USD within 1 month.

9. Having his MBA, Motumbo is hired by a financial company in Wall Street, works like crazy, and comes back to France one month later with one million USD, and says: " When Motumbo in love, Motumbo work."

10. Desperate the father then tries his last and (he thinks), best shot.......

11. ..... If Motumbo want to marry my daughter Motumbo‘s prick must be one METER long!!!.

12. " When Motumbo in love, Motumbo cut!"

13. Motumbo after getting married!!!