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If you give Chuck Norris a cookie He will eat it with his beard After he has eaten his cookie he will want some milk But right as Chuck Norris is drinking his milk he will remember he is lactose intolerant So Chuck Norris will spit it out Then he’ll decide he wants to go play outside Once we are outside I will ask him what do you want to do? When he sees my oak tree he will want to play hide ‘n seek But when he’s climbing the tree he will see a stranded cat. It will remind him of his cat Mr. Whiskers
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So he will try to rescue the cat But the cat recognizes Chuck Norris and runs away And Chuck Norris will chase after the cat And the cat knows he won’t be able to get away so he gives up After the chase Chuck Norris walks back to my house with his new cat Mr Whiskers the 2Nd Ironically Chuck Norris became exhausted from chasing the cat so he’ll ask me for a drink And with that drink he’ll want a… Cookie!
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If you give Chuck Norris a cookie
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He will summon the undead to feed it to him
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After he has eaten his cookie he will want some milk
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But right as Chuck Norris is drinking his milk he will remember he is lactose intolerant
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So Chuck Norris will spit it out
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Then he’ll decide he wants to go play outside
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Once we are outside I will ask him what do you want to do?
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When he sees your oak tree he will want to play hide ‘n seek
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But when he’s climbing the tree he will see a stranded cat. It will remind him of his cat Mr. Whiskers
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So he will try to rescue the cat
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But the cat recognizes Chuck Norris and runs away
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And Chuck Norris will chase after the cat
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And the cat knows he won’t be able to get away so he gives up
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After the chase Chuck Norris walks back to my house with his new cat Mr Whiskers the 2Nd
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Ironically Chuck Norris became exhausted from chasing the cat so he’ll ask me for a drink
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And with that drink he’ll want a…
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Cookie!
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