1. Funded by National Science Foundation Graduate Teaching Fellows Program in K-12 Education (GK-12) DGE 0538555Graduate Teaching Fellows Program in K-12 Education Thanks for giving me the Opportunity to teach delcastle Kids… To Respect Mah Authoritay! Or: Whose bright idea was it to let me near Impressionable kids???!!!

2. Blah Classroom Techniques [spare the rod…] Deal with parents [spare the rod…] Juggle the administrators … [rod]

3. I have… a Vision… a Scheme… A dream!! That all kids can be motivated to learn! - Lifeboat theory - Competition That We teachers can sneak by with less Paper work! -Kids teach themselves That we can teach to the highest common Denominator!! …fly in 4 U george

4. -“If the Sun were the size of a ping pong ball…” -Flag Pole Challenge -Big ‘Mo’ Challenge -Bus of Doom

5. Troglodyte killer -Balloon Race! -Marble Launcher -Big Bertha -Great Adventure

6. KevinIn the end… did it work? YES!! Of course IT WORKED PERFECTLY BEST AMAZINGLYNESS!! … small fee to learn more. Conclusions: 1) Create reality-tv style competition 2) Make challenges ridiculously hard for kids. 3) ?????? 4) profit!! -Motivate? -Reduce paper work? -Did the kids teach Themselves?