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1 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / 10 On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!" Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Minutes Remaining

2 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants." 9 Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Minutes Remaining

3 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have. 8 Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Minutes Remaining

4 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no, Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?" 7 Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Minutes Remaining

5 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!" 6 Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Minutes Remaining

6 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal." 5 Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Minutes Remaining

7 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City the flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt." 4 Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Minutes Remaining

8 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite." 3 Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Minutes Remaining

9 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised." 2 Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Minutes Remaining

10 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted." 1 Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Minutes Remaining

11 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane" 10 Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Seconds Remaining

12 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride." 9 Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Seconds Remaining

13 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." 8 Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Seconds Remaining

14 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!" 7 Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Seconds Remaining

15 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." 6 Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Seconds Remaining

16 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments." 5 Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Seconds Remaining

17 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines." 4 Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Seconds Remaining

18 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / Airline Cabin Announcements Timer --- Seconds Remaining As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella! WHOA!" 3

19 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 2 Country Songs --- 2 Seconds Remaining

20 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com / Country Songs --- 1 Second Remaining My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 1

21 http://www.morganmadison.co m/ 10-Minute Timer © 2000 - 2008 Morgan Madison & Company / MG Rush Performance Learning http://www.mgrush.com /

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