1. 11 – Tips for making email friends

2. Think /b/ 4 u click! There are things on the internet that you don’t want to see.

3. Your computer-illiterate relatives are responsible for “important” email forwards. Tell them how to delete addresses and headings in forwarded emails. Tell them to stop using their computers. Then, stop speaking to them—for good.

4. Online community or “underground ring”? There’s an online community for any activity or interest, no matter how weird, perverted, pointless, and/or illegal it is. I’ll tell you how to get involved and how you can send me pics.

5. An e-mail forwards is more believable if: It’s a “personal, eyewitness account” IT’S WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS, WITH HUGE FONTS & LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!! It’s written in magenta, comic-sans with a religious sign off (for inspirational news)

6. The internet is the most powerful technological advancement ever. That’s why I Twitter about what I eat for lunch.