1. facebook WallPhotosFlairResourcesZeusLogout View photos of Zeus(5) Send Zeus a message Poke Zeus Wall InfoPhotosQuotes Zeus is wishing Aphrodite would stop setting him up... though Marilyn was quite charming. Share Information Networks: Mt. Olympus Birthday: May 7, Eons Ago Political: Social liberal, fiscal conservative Religion: Polytheism Hometown: Crete, Greece Friends Aphrodite Marilyn HermesAmphitrite Aphrodite to Zeus Love is in the air, Lord Zeus! Embrace it! 57 minutes ago Robert Hera to Aphrodite I want my girdle back, hussy. 43 minutes ago Aphrodite to Hera Joking! 31 minutes ago Poseidon to Zeus Swearing off women, brother? Are you feeling ill? Coming down with something? Maybe Apollo can whip some medicine for you. 30 minutes ago Poseidon to Aphrodite You may send any of his cast offs my way 29 minutes ago Amphitrite to Hera Why did we agree to marry them? 5 minutes ago Messages Poseidon

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5. facebook WallPhotosFlairResourcesZeus InfoWallPhotosQuotes Messages Zeus is wishing Aphrodite would stop setting him up... though Marilyn was quite charming. Hera to Zeus Did you pick up the dry cleaning? Can’t you send Iris? Hera to Zeus No! She’s on a errand in Hades. Some drowned guy’s wife keeps nagging me, so I’m having a dream sent her way. Anyhow, I need my golden gown. Io to Zeus Hey, I know you said this would only be temporary, but I’m getting really tired of mooing all day. Can’t you send someone to get rid of Argus and set me free! I’d send Iris, but she’s busy right now. As soon as Hermes gets back from helping Perseus, I’ll send him your way. Hey, keep that chin up, honey; you’re a super cute heifer Zeus to Hermes Hey, buddy ole pal! Gotta fav. to ask. Oh, why the niceties? I’m Lord of the Universe. Need to speak to you ASAP! Woman troubles.