2. Click here if you are a guy Click here if you are a girl

3. Robert Pattinson Peter Griffin

4. Hey, (insert dates name here)! How’s it goin? Reply: A) Awesome!Awesome! B) Bad, let me go on and on about how bad my day was!Bad, let me go on and on about how bad my day was! C) Did you ever realize that you have a butt chin?Did you ever realize that you have a butt chin?

5. Great way to kill a conversation! Your supposed to answer with a question! Don’t you know the rules of dating?!

6. Ummmmm….I’d love to but on this one I’ll pass. Besides I have a wife.

7. Yea. I get that a lot. But don’t you think it makes me look like an attractive man? Reply: A) Yes Yes B) Not reallyNot really C) You’re a man?You’re a man?

8. Cause theres nothing to talk about now I’m going to watch some tv.

9. Well you smell bad anyway!

10. Well some people think not but I am. Hey you wanna go fool around? Reply: A) Definitely B) What does fool around mean? C) No, your fatDefinitelyWhat does fool around mean?No, your fat

12. Oh, you don’t know? Well I just remembered I forgot to feed the dog. Bye.

13. That was mean so...I’m leaving!

14. Hey there, you sure look juicy. Get it because I’m supposed to suck blood? Reply: A) Umm, yea I guess B) Not really, no C) Lol!!! That’s so funny!Umm, yea I guessNot really, noLol!!! That’s so funny!

15. Well if your going to be that serious I have somewhere fun to be.

16. Anyway, do you like my hair like this? Reply: A) I like it better with spikes, not floppy B) Do you use a lot of gel to try and keep it up like that? C) I don’t really like your hair in generalI like it better with spikes, not floppyDo you use a lot of gel to try and keep it up like that?I don’t really like your hair in general

17. So pretty much your saying my hair looks greasy or it just looks bad. What ever. I’m leaving.

18. Me too. So…where do you want to go? Reply: A) To the mall!To the mall! B) To the movies!To the movies! C) To the beach!To the beach!

19. Always thinking about yourself! Maybe I don’t like shopping and then I would get bored.

20. If you don’t know that I sparkle in the sunlight yet, then we would never last!

22. Britney Spears Tyra Banks

23. Hey, how are you? Reply: A) I’m fine, but more interested in how you are. B) Same old, same old C) Well I did go to this awesome party.I’m fine, but more interested in how you are.Same old, same oldWell I did go to this awesome party.

24. Oh, so you’re the kind of guy who rights mushy love poems instead of buying things for his girl? Well you know what, I just remembered I have a party to get to.

25. You sure do sound like a boring guy.

26. Really? That’s so cool! I did too! Who’s party did you go to? Reply: A) …Yours of course! B) Angelina Joelle’s C) Ummm…I forgot……Yours of course!Angelina Joelle’sUmmm…I forgot…

27. That was last month! Ugh! Your so out of date!

28. You actually went to that lame party?

29. I totally understand! After drinking so much its hard to tell who’s who! Reply: A) I’m a non-achohalic B) Yea after the 100 th beer your throwing up all over the place. C) The truth is I didn’t really go to a partyI’m a non-achohalicYea after the 100 th beer your throwing up all over the place.The truth is I didn’t really go to a party

30. Ewww! You pig!

31. LIAR!

33. Hi there! Boy to you look hot! What do you use in your hair to make it like that? Reply: A) Gel B) Moose C) Conditioner?GelMooseConditioner?

34. Oh, using that stuff will make you bald when you older, and I like full hair.

35. O Natural! I like it. So where do you think the next place the models in America’s Next Top Model should go? Reply: A) China B) Somewhere in Africa C) EnglandChinaSomewhere in AfricaEngland

36. Don’t you watch the show? We already went there!

37. That’s a good idea! You are a natural kind of guy. If your so natural do you like natural makeup on girls? Reply: A) Yea B) I like more bright colors, they make a girl look fun C) I like dark makeup on a girl, it makes them look sexyYea

38. Oh, I think they are boring.

39. Oh, they don’t look good with my color eyes.

41. Click twice to exit