1. HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GO TO… SPACE? Do you have more money than you could possibly ever hope to spend in your entire lifetime?

2. Well, that’s quite nice to hear… how’s your wife and kids? Don’t have any? Wanna get away from them if you have some? Wanna impress some new ladies? O ho ho ho ho ho… then you should travel into space.

3. THINK OF THE PICK UP LINES People who have been to outer space are the new Van Halen, the new Guns ‘N Roses, the new Beatles. Women love the fellas who have been higher than Tom Leary, higher than the Columbia Shuttle, higher than a fat kid on a trampoline.

4. For a mere several million dollars… You could reach for the stars. Although, we’ll only make it to Mars. Release yourself from those prison bars called gravity. Did we mention ladies love the men who have been to space?

5. 4fmojfviosjiofiosaoifjio You could possibly learn alien languages! If you’re considered overweight, in OUTER SPACE you it shan’t matter. You can’t lose weight in space! You don’t have weight! Roflroflrofl