1. Media Gaffs What not to say to the press

2. Media Gaffs Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

3. Media Gaffs Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. –Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

4. Media Gaffs Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. –Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

5. Media Gaffs I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. –Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

6. Media Gaffs Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. –Mariah Carey, pop singer

7. Media Gaffs I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president. –Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents

8. Media Gaffs The police are not here to create disorder. They're here to preserve disorder. –Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968 Democratic Party Convention

9. Media Gaffs Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. –Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower

10. Media Gaffs Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas. –Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

11. Media Gaffs We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. –Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

12. Media Gaffs Half this game is ninety percent mental. –Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark

13. Media Gaffs They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off. –Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1,000 for an ordinary pair of pliers

14. Media Gaffs It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

15. Media Gaffs It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. –Former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle

16. Media Gaffs The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. –Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

17. Media Gaffs After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post. –Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island

18. Media Gaffs Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind. –General William Westmoreland, during the war in Vietnam

19. Media Gaffs I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me. –Andre Dawson, Chicago Cubs outfielder