2. The boring, boring life of Andrew Benson III, in PowerPoint form By: Andrew Benson III (obviously)

3. Andrew Benson III, as a CHILD Born at: Camden-Clark Memorial Hospital Birth Date: June 9 th, 1995 Birth Weight: 9 pounds, 7 ounces I was a good child besides the first year. Apparently, I cried for the entire 1 st year of my life and made Las Vegas not very enjoyable for my parents.

4. My Family My dad, whose name is the same as mine. My mom, whose name is Celeste (really). My brother, Mitchell (He’s a little 7 th grader). I like my family. They = studs.

5. 1st/2nd Science 3 rd Computer 4 th Coach P 5 th Geometry (fun…) 6 th Choir 7 th HONORS English 8 th Spanish

6. What I do when I’m not in school So basically, I play video games and eat Cheez-its while doing so. If you don’t know what Ace Attorney is, just ask Alec.

7. Pastafarianism Pastafarianism is a religious belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. In some circles, also known as His Noodliness.

8. My favorite movies The Goonies Princess Mononoke The Red Balloon Spirited Away Schindler’s List The Sound of Music Citizen Kane The Grinch

9. Things that make me laugh I laugh at moving pictures and platypi.

10. Sports Cross Country Is actually fun Almost last every race Run through scenery Track Not fun in any way. Dead last. Every race. Run on a boring track.

11. Pro/College Sports As far as sports go, I only like football and hockey. Pro Football: Patriots & Lions College Football: Michigan & WVU Pro Hockey: Red Wings & Penguins

12. Things I don’t like 1.Automatic shotguns 2.Videos in Spanish class 3.Mayonnaise 4.Geometry class 5.Emo kids 6.Basketball 7.Vegetarians 8.People named Philip

13. Cool stuff

14. Musical Preferences Mostly dance music from Europe. Occasionally some classic rock. If I’m feeling frisky, 80s rap. Once in a blue moon, Jazz.

15. Part 1 End

16. No, I’m just kidding, there’s no part 2