1. Q&A Jokes! Lee Cheok Feng Leong Shao Wei Liang Jia Wei Ryan Teo

2. Rules No shouting out the answer or the question will be skipped. Participants will be chosen at random by Ryan and Cheok Feng. After a joke is answered CORRECTLY, the participant will get a prize. Answering harder questions will get you a better prize.

3. 1) What question can you never answer yes to? Answer: Are you asleep?

4. 2) What do you call a man who shaves 15 times a day? Answer: A Barber.

5. 3) When a boy falls into the water, what is the first thing that he does? Answer: Gets wet.

6. 4) Why do doctors wear masks when operating? Answer: Because if they made a mistake, no one will know who did it

7. 5) What is big, red and eats rocks? Answer: A big red rock eater.

8. 6) What breaks when you say it? Answer: Silence.

9. 7) What are two things you cannot have for breakfast? Answer: Lunch and dinner.

10. 8) What would you call Superman if he lost all his powers? Answer: Man.

11. 9) What do you call a man with a bus on his head? Answer: Dead.

12. 10) What gets wet the more you dry? Answer: A towel.

13. 11) Why did the chicken cross the road? Answer: To get to the other side.

14. 12) Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

15. 13) What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Answer: Coo-kies!

16. 14) I have 10 legs, 20 arms and 54 feet. What am I? Answer: A liar.

17. 15) Which room has no door, no windows, no floor and no roof? Answer: A mush-room.

18. 16) What gets bigger the more you take away? Answer: A hole!

19. 17) What is bigger when it is upside down? Answer: The number '6'.

20. 18) What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? Answer: A hole.

21. 19) What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has a million letters in it? Answer: A post office.

22. 20) Where was the declaration of independence signed? Answer: At the bottom.

23. Thank you!!! :D