1. What Would AL Do?

3. This is a very complex issue, with many implications, ramifications, prognostications, and justifications. It is our moral imperative to promote intense, impartial investigation into this issue, and many other issues, for all eternity, from the beginning of time. We’re Doomed! It’s All Hooey!

4. Is He…Hot or Not?

21. Carbon dioxide is causing an increased greenhouse effect, which is raising the Earth’s temperature. Global warming makes storms stronger. Global temperatures have been rising over the last 150 years and it is our fault. The northern ice caps are melting and causing sea levels to rise. Species are being wiped out because of global warming and this is bad. Stopping global warming is impractical.